heavycalorieconsumer:

So youre saying if i get a tattoo i’ll never have to work another day in my life

(Source: best-of-memes)

snatchedweaves:

When u see ur friends after bottoming for the 1st time

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(Source: awesomeabbert)

nextyearsgirl:

Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like

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baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per se and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

(Source: flyingvirgin)

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury)